Nobody reads the bible. Not the whole thing in one go, anyway.
I tried once, as a kid. Probably mentioned it here before, but all I remember is some guy marrying two sisters and knocking them and their servants up repeatedly.
Taught me all I need to know about life. Great book, the bible.
Edit: not sure why this is coming up as a reply to gwailo_jo, not shane_simmons. Ah, what the hell.
