Why Can't I Get A Job?

I work through temp agencies. I work steadily, my bills are paid, my conscience is clear, and the agency stands between me and wage theft.

Which beats all hell out of my previous two direct employers.

So shudder all you like. I’m so glad to have helped you feel superior.

ETA: In case you live/work someplace where wage theft is either unheard of or an abstraction, feel free to shudder some more.