"Why I Take All My First Dates to Olive Garden"

OK, I get that. But I think most of us are aware of the difference. But given recent events (Trump and Brexit mostly), maybe I over estimate…

On the authentic experience… is there a phrase I could write down or print out that I can present to the waitress that I’d like to see the “locals” menu, not the one intended for the tubby white boyz? One in a common Chinese dialect (does such exist?), one Hindi, and one in Vietnamese. Oooh! and Thai.

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