"Why I Take All My First Dates to Olive Garden"

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@anon61221983

So now I wonder if that’s a thing, like in the Beyonce song where she sings about Red Lobster, but gayer and with more blooming onions?

I can’t speak for other gay couples, but Outback has a menu item called the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under, so I feel like they know their audience.