Why terrorist bosses are micro-managing dicks

[Brainspore]

@niktemadur

Maybe Mike Judge could do an ‘Office Space’ adaptation, set in the caves of Tora Bora.
“…they’ve moved my desk four times already this year…”

A: “…if they take my stapler again I’m going to burn down the building.”

B: “Fahran, you’re SUPPOSED to burn down the building. That’s why we planted you there in the first place!”