Why terrorist bosses are micro-managing dicks

My apologies, sir. It was completely involuntary. Spent quite some time looking for something with which to remove my eyeballs. Then I realized that wouldn’t really help. Couldn’t find anything with which to remove my brain.

I’m…ok now. I think.

Oh! Cory, Cory, Cory! Good article - once I got past the HuffPo Headline thing.