Why Trump's naked corruption is less interesting than conspiracy theories about Clinton

My take on this election is you get a choice of which lies you want to hear. Is it Clinton saying that “we will never put boots on the ground in Iraq again” which to her means within the next 8 years, or Trump saying “Isis wouldn’t exist if we just took their oil”, as if we could just hoover it all up and be done with the region, and hold it somewhere, and, you know, not piss the natives off.