Don’t be too downhearted, remember that, as a BBS Captain, you are empowered to carry out online weddings.
@Brainspore Like “Quisling”, “Trump” is sort of onomatopoeic. Just as quisling sounds like a slimy collaborator, trump sounds like a pile of shite.
@p96 in the manner of, “You are worse than Hitler Trump”, with a redefinition of Godwin’s Law to, “As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Trump approaches 1.”