With $35k in surgery, man turns self into elf

[gellfex]

@marksgelter

Several years ago, I encountered a young lady who had indeed had surgery to give her the pointed elfin ears deal. She was attired in a simple t-shirt and jeans. I wanted so badly to walk up to her and offer the following: “If you’re gonna invest all that time and money in getting pointy ears, you goddamned better DRESS like an elf ALL THE TIME!”

Why? She clearly had the appropriate effect on you. Sometimes understated is the loudest.