Woman claims Matt Lauer 'anally raped' her, Ronan Farrow reports

See, this is the problem with just saying “sexual misconduct allegations”. You see, that could mean anything from a simple accident or a misinterpretation all the way up to someone fucking anally raping someone. And it leaves a lot of questions as to what the person has done, and if they deserve the punishment that happened to them. And there are lots of hemming and hawing about stuff.

Well, now we know; and we can easily say that not only did Matt Lauer deserve to get fired for fucking anally raping his co-worker; he deserves to go to jail for it; he deserves to be ruined forever for it.

In fact, to me, his name is now Matt “The Anal Rapist” Lauer; so that no one ever forgets what he has done. Just like Brock “The Rapist” Turner, it is now part of his identity forever.

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