Woman claims Matt Lauer 'anally raped' her, Ronan Farrow reports

[DonatellaNobody]

@anon50609448

To be clear, the headline is a shock, the fact that Matt Lauer raped someone is, well, expected.

Yep. People need to be shocked out of their complacency.

@Avery_Thorn

See, this is the problem with just saying “sexual misconduct allegations”.

Exactly.

@Avery_Thorn

In fact, to me, his name is now Matt “The Anal Rapist” Lauer; so that no one ever forgets what he has done. Just like Brock “The Rapist” Turner,

Excuse me:

That’s Brock “The Dumpster Rapist” Turner.

Or, if you will, Brock “The Textbook Definition Of Rapist” Turner.

Not to be confused with Steve The Office Masturbator, aka Louis CK.