Gods really don’t have it easy these days. The religious market is cornered by the monotheistic monopolies and the barriers to entry for new gods appear to be rather high. Some two millennia ago she might have been more successful. On the other hand she may have been lucky. Jesus ended up getting crucified (allegedly) instead of being pumped full with anti-psychotics. Arguably the former is worse than the latter.
Also, I might finally make some use of this tangentially related gif.
