I took that as part of the joke. Not like the woman would miss the lack of weight of the baby or lack of coverage, either bra or baby. So the priest should mind his own damn business.
On the second part, it doesn’t need to be a woman. At the lake with friends, shirtless because I’d been swimming. Holding the baby… Oh so cute… And bam, he grabs hold. When baby wants fed, baby wants fed. Boy was he disappointed.