I think you’ll find that book at WH Smiths.
They sent me here.
…Did they.
All I was saying is any involuntary action which is disruptive is a nuisance, that’s all. And to continue…
C: I saw it over there: “Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds”.
P: (pause; trying to stay calm) “Olsen’s Standard Book of British Birds”?
C: Yes…
P: O-L-S-E-N?
C: Yes…
P: B-I-R-D-S??
C: Yes…
P: (beat) Yes, well, we do have that, as a matter of fact…
C: The expurgated version…
P: (pause; politely) I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that…?
C: The expurgated version.
P: (exploding) The EXPURGATED version of “Olsen’s Standard Book of British
Birds”?!?!?!?!?
C: (desperately) The one without the gannet!
