If you really want a bed that will keep you from being crushed in the event of a building collapse why not just build a conventional canopy bed out of heavy box steel? You could have a sturdy roof on top to protect you from falling ceiling debris; maybe even add some emergency airbags if you’re feeling extra paranoid. No risk of accidentally triggering “sarcophagus” mode and you could just store emergency supplies inside a headboard cabinet for easy access.
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