Yes, this is a tactical spork

Please tell me this is an ad from the Onion…it hurts my to think that some of me fellow planet dwellers might look at that stupid shit and think Want Buy Pleasure. Why ? What part of the human brain would light up for that? I really just don’t get it. When Maslow was working on the Hierarchy of Needs did he ever in his most fevered moments envision something like this? Did he think about where he could place it… I sure know where I think it could be placed or stuck or shoved.

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