Yes, this is a tactical spork

[Ignatius]

@iquitos46

Please tell me this is an ad from the Onion…it hurts my to think that some of me fellow planet dwellers might look at that stupid shit and think Want Buy Pleasure. Why ? What part of the human brain would light up for that? I really just don’t get it.

$7 is in my price range for sarcastic purchases. Though I probably won’t. Because …

Usually ships within 1 to 3 months.

I’m tempted though.