You aren't spending enough money, so corporations keep inventing new "National [whatever]" days

Well, today, October 1st is,

International Racoon Appreciation Day

International Day of Older Persons

National Black Dog Day

National Lace Day

National Homemade Cookies Day

CD Player Day

Pudding Season Begins (who knew there was a season)

Willy Wonka Day

And many many more. I gotta get on Amazon and start buying gifts.

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