You can eat burritos without a firearm?

Hear, hear! Not every meal is a fancy sit-down affair. If I’m in the mood for a burrito or a taco, I’ll go to Chipotle or Taco Hell or Taco Cabana or pertty much wherever. I’m not so highbrow that I need a fancy taco every time.

The bottom line is that everyone takes dirty shits after tacos, and all tacos give it to you.