This is kind of surreal. I bet the original idea was that the bags would contain coarsely chopped fruits & vegetables, which would indeed require Tesla-crushing pressure to juice, but at some point they realised that didn’t work and were like “fuck it, we’ll just put juice in the bags”. And if anyone pointed out they were now simply offering ecologically offensive, hard-to-use bags of $30 juice,* that clearly didn’t strike them as a problem.
* based on a generous assumption that this device gets used 20 times before its journey to landfill via a 6-year stint on a shelf in the garage
