Zombie apocalypse survival likelihood calculator

You can make both out of a fish. Tsk tsk, wasteful.

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We eat the whole fish here, asshole.

/s

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Lalala can’t hear you. Too busy listening to Imogen Heap

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How many days do you have to be dead before your head gets soft enough to be ruptured by a single swing of a cricket mallet? The brits are all dead.

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I really need to buy one of those long food storage pallets at Costco and just stash it at the family cabin. (Yes I already have a walking map from my home to there. Shut up! )

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I’m just waiting for the Kraftwerk butane fuel cell to finally come out. Get silent power at all times, no grid necessary. Takes regular butane lighter refill canisters, which there are about several hundred million of, charged up and ready to go. You also don’t have the problem of leaky batteries.

Anyway enough dumb shilling. It’s just a good idea that they’re behind schedule on. That kind of thing is going to be available eventually from lots of manufacturers.

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Well, it’s because when the Russians or aliens asked if they could cut through, you were too polite to say no.

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But they said please and thank you!

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