The only sympathetic aspect of his whining is that it suggests some knowledge of the fact that the zOMG bomb squad spectacle is likely to be pointless security theater(quite possibly conducted mostly to provide a reason for punishing whoever sent the package). If you actually think that there’s a bomb out there, or a reasonable chance of one, you don’t tend to whine about having to spend a little more time in your house while somebody else risks his extremities to fix the problem.
Now, if he thinks that 1st class bomb squad service should include complimentary helicopter evac; then we have a real problem.
