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Is it churlish to complain that it’s too hot to sleep? In Seattle, in May?
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No?
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What the heck? Can you believe it’s been [snaining][1] here for four days?
[1]:https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snaining
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But not slenailing? (snow, sleet, hail, rain, all in the same damned storm.)
Doesn’t that make me think “wimps!”?
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Well, doesn’t that dash my dream of moving to Chicago?
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Isn’t the promise of sassages enough?
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Are they vegan?
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Isn’t that saahsages?
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If I take you to the right places, won’t they be?
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I assume that all of that stuff is coming at ya more or less horizontally rather than vertically?
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Can we go to the Parthenon and get that flaming cheese dish?
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Why not both? 
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Don’t I prefer a couple of other restaurants in Greektown to that one? But if that’s what you want, aren’t I willing to oblige?
Did you know that saganaki (Greek flaming cheese) is not vegan? 
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Ain’t I still a cheese eater? Haven’t I attempted to go full vegan and failed miserably (thankfully)?
And yes, please, wouldn’t I be happy to try different places to eat?
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Isn’t cheese my weakness too?
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Have you given up?
Are you a cheese-eating surrender-monkey?
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Well, wasn’t my paternal gramma part French, so… yeah?
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Aw, dude, sorry! Wasn’t I deliberately vague, and didn’t I post a link instead of the picture I wanted to post, just so I wouldn’t spoil it for you? Am I a schmuck? 
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