14 gift deals to jump on before Green Monday arrives

[boingboingshop]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/07/15-gift-deals-to-jump-on-befor.html

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[anon73430903]

I think I’ll wait for Blue Monday

[wazroth]

Come on, everyone (that is, every proper Orthodox Christian) knows that Green Monday, aka Clean Monday, is the first day of Lent, where you have a big vegetarian feast to cleanse yourself ahead of the coming fast.

[Wally]

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[realgeek]

I’m sorry, but you could not pay me to hang Say Cheese anywhere in my house.

[anon61221983]

[MalevolentPixy]

I’m Canadian. Not only is there still Boxing Day left to come, but every Canadian knows that just because you didn’t get it for Christmas doesn’t mean that you won’t get it for Boxing Day.

[anon75430791]

Green monday? News to me.

Fuck new shopping holidays. We have enough.

[prodigalphreak]

$12.50 for a crack pipe?!

[DonatellaNobody]

@boingboingshop

Enjoy a quick break with this efficient aluminum one-hitter, equipped with its own cleaning rod. (Customers must be 21+ to purchase).

For tobacco use only

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge

@boingboingshop

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, and you should check with your physician as well as your local, state, and federal laws before purchasing

Yikes

@boingboingshop

No, your coffee isn’t spiked (unless it is). This heat-sensitive cup reacts with hot liquid to reveal the planets in this wraparound panorama of the solar system.

Drink a hot cup of black sludge while looking at Uranus.

@boingboingshop

Make the great outdoors a little greater with this inflatable lantern that doubles as a phone charger. The included Heroclip is also useful for attaching multiple items to a backpack or other gear.

If you’re taking your gadgets camping, you’re doing camping wrong.

@boingboingshop

This polycarbonate shooter is a huge design improvement over the old-school singshot

Launch projectiles with the power of your own voice.

@boingboingshop

This flexible plastic light fits onto any shoe and provides a more fashionable way to run safely. Whether continuously on or flashing, the FireFly lets you be seen even on foggy nights.

I always run while flashing.

[84rms]

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