"All's well that ends" and other anti-proverbs

Oh, interesting, maybe regionalism at work? Or were you just being funny by twisting that around?

Midwestern way to say that: six of one, half dozen of the other.

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Attempt at humor. These mangled sayings are one of my favorite forms of humor.

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Absinthe makes the mind go ponder.

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Australian version of the Jesus thing: ‘Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you’re a c**t.’

Addendum: Fuck’s sake. Since when has c**t been forbidden? It’s not like it’s as offensive as ■■■■■ or anything. :roll_eyes:

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Quite.

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#58: The pen is mightiest when it writes orders for more swords.

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Ships that go bump in the night.

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Little things come in small packages.

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There’s this guy, you see – every time he farts,
it makes the noise: “Honda!”
Very embarrassing in many parts
of Japan – and anywhere else you may wanda
where there is culture and art
in how you fart.

He went to a doctor, of course:
“Doc, every time I fart, I have remorse.
Always, my fart go ‘Honda!’”
After a brief exam, Doc said, “Beyond the
anus you have an abscess.
I’d have to run a lab test
to be sure.” “But, doc, how can
an abscess on the…”.
The doctor interrupts, “Young man,
abscess make the fart go ‘Honda!’

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I remember taking high school French class. I thought up the following back then: One man’s fish is another man’s poisson.
heh heh

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When you think about it, opportunity does tend to ring the doorbell and run away.

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no good deed goes unpunished

every silver lining has a cloud

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A man, a plan, a canal: Canada

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https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiJokes/

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Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.

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If you see a fork in the road, pick it up…

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One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian.

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Only users lose drugs.

Rehab is for quitters.

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