"All's well that ends" and other anti-proverbs

I’m from (location) bread and spread. Not really a proverb but I think it’s kinda cute.

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Spare in der Not, dann hast du Zeit dazu.

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Fixed: Twenty-five of one, half dozen of the other.

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With great power comes great liability; make sure that you’re covered by robust liability insurance or you may just get stuck with the bill the next time a supervillain throws a car through the window of a restaurant to get your attention.

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advice-cat-is-full-of-advice-or-something

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Though, to be accurate, commercial fishing has a much greater effect on marine ecosystems than subsitence or recreational fishing.

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The early worm gets eaten by the bird.

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My son and I came up with one while out on a bike ride today, that combines two proverbs to create a different meaning:

He’s a real chip on the old shoulder.

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