Beer company in trouble for "reindeer orgy" beer cans

They did it for the cookie.

They did it all for the nookie
Come on
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!
Stick it up your, yeah!

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“I’m horny Rudolph, lets go grab a drink.”

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FINALLY, we are addressing the country’s biggest problems.

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I kinda like seasonal brews. Turns out the pumpkin spice beers are not as icky as I thought, although I wouldn’t want a whole six pack. Shiner, here in Texas, has a wonderful seasonal beer that is made with peaches and roasted pecans. I’d definitely at least try cookie beer. Also, craft beers have a long history of going out of their way to be weird. A while back there was an extreme beer (talking vodka level of alcohol) that encased each bottle in a taxidermied squirrel. WAY out of my price range tho.

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They never let poor Rudolph, played in any Reindeer games.

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Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
“Rudolph, with your **** so ****
Won’t you **** my **** tonight?”

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Deer Cum flavor

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Here, let us just hand you this priceless publicity!

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That would be the expected flavor, yes.

That depends - were they drinking beer or, worse, did they have a durrie afterwards?

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You never know.

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Can’t be any worse than Schaefer.

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This is a sin against all human kind!
Christmas cookie flavored beer.

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If a company can’t follow label rules, it makes me wonder if they are skipping any food safety rules.

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As long as it doesn’t end like this:

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Funny how freedom of speech ends in front of „obscenity“, especially when the obscenity in question is five pixel reindeers.

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That, and the $1000 is more than outweighed by the publicity this garnered.

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Awwww! They’re just cuddling!

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Schaefer

My dad took the family on the tour of their shiny new brewery in Allentown in 73 or so. I was eight or nine, and all I remember is the unpleasant smell.

I thought the building was pretty cool, though.

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