"Buy Local" food labels are often nothing but bullshit

[Medievalist]

I am amusing myself by imagining that this article was not written by Seamus.

Cory’s version:
Buy Local Labels are Bullshit

Mark’s version:
Does Buy Local mean Bought Local?

Rob’s version:
Trump wants you to Buy Local

Xeni’s version:
Buy Local - in space.

I think I’m well off target on Xeni and Mark, but I would definitely read that last one.

[anon3072533]

@van2Dpool

I’ve bought local eggs in Portland. They included a picture of the chicken inside the container. Her name was Ginger.

You sure she’s not like Betty Crocker?

[theodore604]

Well that’s fucked up… I don’t get that at all.

[anon61221983]

This seems relevant:

If you need me, I’ll be sitting in the dark eating mass produced cookies!