Catnip joints for cats


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#2

How did cats become the only animals our society deems OK to provide with recreational drugs?


#3

It’s because dogs don’t need drugs, a plain tennis ball is enough for addiction for them.


#4

It’s to keep them pacified, lest they rise up and take over. They already control about half the internet as it is.


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#6

So why this particular form factor, other than to say, “Heh heh, duuude! I’m such a stoner, I even get my cat blunts!”?


#7

Won’t someone please think of the kittens??!!!


#8

Why not?

It gets people to notice, that’s usually enough of a reason. And even if not, it’s fun.


#9

My cats prefer catnip cigars.


#10

My cat hunts catnip mice. Much better having a dead catnip mouse left on your bed than the real thing…


#11

How do we know without video proof if kitteh ever inhaled?


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#13

Especially when you step on one in the dark - much less squishy.


#14

Reminded me of this: New Zealand PSA


#15

Friend of mine decided her boyfriend’s cats were starting to accept her when they started to leave dead mice on her side of the bed.


#16

It’s nice to know she was so chill about the rodent infestation. I had to draw the line the first time I found a live mouse under my pillow.


#17

Because they are sneaky motherfuckers.


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