Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/12/combat-stress-with-apollo-neuro-the-wearable-that-helps-your-body-fight-anxiety-naturally.html
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I’m all about unnatural, which is why I prefer Cthulhu.
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$300 pulse activated wrist vibrator
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Tag. You’re it.
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OK then … HOW does it “monitor my central nervous system” 
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At homeopathic levels, or, in layman’s terms, not at all.
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Why in my day, when we were under house arrest, we were not given vibrators!
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the magical thinking almost works with the wrist, but I don’t move my ankle close to my brain very often
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I’ve only ever done it accidentally.
It said so on the hospital admissions form.
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One can buy four nice bottles of Scotch for that price.
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Stress relieved!
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An acquaintance recommended that I visit a homeopathic doctor months ago, nearer the start of a pandemic. I didn’t know much about homeopathy, so I asked my therapist. He said “go read the wikipedia article on homeopathy, then decide”.
I tapped out after the first paragraph. Just brutal.
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Apparently by monitoring your peripheral nervous system.
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I so wanted this to work. Then y’all come along and fling out your good sense.
Maybe if I get the Proctoprod version.
I do have a Kardia unit (recommended by my Cardiologist). I discovered my resting heart rate was way faster than my colleagues when they tried it. It just goes to show that I took my job way more seriously than they did. Past tense. I left. Still trying to shake off that stress.
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