Shrimp. Heaven. Now.
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Beautiful cabin crew. Scarlet Johanson. Gobbless.
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Very true. In my line of work I have to actively resist the temptation to speculate on his level of wellness and how effective his choices were at making him happy. But I definitely admire the determination. And I hope he at least used hypnosis for some of his procedures…ouch!
On topic, I always forget to pay attention to the hands…I never realize Jesus was polydactyl!
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On the contrary, he has superfluous feet…
But also sometimes the plane is a bus, because… uh… yeah, I have no idea.
I look forward to future AI users trying to generate images of “Jesus” and getting nothing but crabs and shrimp. I figure, at current trajectories, that’s about a year or two away…
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That’s the image that answers the question “is Jesus powerful enough to carry himself in his own arms?”
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Whenever you saw one set of footprints, Jesus was carrying himself
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Now that’s a savior I can believe in! I mean, until we get to the point where it looks like he’s wearing crocs with his suit. 
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The double stiletto is an interesting variation though.
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Ah, clearly that’s a passage from the apocrypha discarded because Jesus was a pro wrestler with a crocodile gimmick. The Christodile was promising but even at its most conservative, the church couldn’t get behind any kind of contract with Vince McMahon.
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Shrimp-Jesus seems more like a Romans 14:14 kind of guy.
I’d be fascinated to know whether the current (relative) popularity of some of this is down to novelty; or are the standards for performative piety on social media just shockingly low; like “calling an IVR to have someone to talk to” low?
When AGI comes it will smite the non-believers in Shrimp Jesus!
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