Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/14/explainer-video-about-aphids.html
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Oh mannn, if I could poop candy. . . there’s a superpower the Marvel universe hasn’t tapped yet.
Cute video. But Ugh, just reminds me of climbing trees during aphid season… thousands of them landing all over you and taking off again…so itchy…so sticky…
Beck knew how sweet the aphid poo!
Would make “The Human Centipede” considerably easier to bear…
Aphids do not hurt people. Or dogs.
Are you addicted to Substance D?
I thought so.
There’s another insect in NZ that poops candy and I give their anus a lick every now and then. We call it “honey dew” or “bush honey” and unfortunately introduced wasp species go crazy for it.
Quick youtube search…
“Poopsmith, did you give me some bum candy?”
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