Exquisite Rothko masterpiece sold at bargain price of $46.5 million

The Venus of Willendorf is hideously deformed.

I think you’re getting your ideas about art criticism from reactionary lampoons. Certainly there’s no shortage of bullshit and pretense in the art world, mostly geared towards selling gallery pieces to the credulous well-to-do. But just because a car salesman tells you the stripes on the side make it go faster doesn’t mean it’s not actually a fast car.

As to the value of a “critique” of found art — it recontextualizes what you see as an ordinary mundane object and reveals qualities you may have overlooked in ignoring the ordinary thing. Think of it as a painting of the selfsame object, only in the medium of words instead of paint.

Think of the scene in American Beauty where the kid talks about the plastic bag dancing in the wind.

Think of lying in a field pointing out shapes in the cumulus to each other.

You’re so focused on gotcha-ing the critics (a double-blind test?) that you can’t understand them trying to perceive and communicate beauty/​meaning/​quality in things around us, be they Intentional Works of Art or not.

You’ve gone from certainty to suspicion. That’s progress.

Actually, I get it from my own personal bullshit detector, after having read one too many reviews of what appears to be junk described in flowery prose.

You still do have to look at the object and determine whether it’s a car in the first place, right? Just because some of the objects the salesman sells are cars, doesn’t mean all of them are. And, once you catch that salesman in the act of dressing up a cardboard cutout as a car and selling it, wouldn’t you be suspicious of everything the guy tried to push?

That’s all true up to a point. But even there, I wouldn’t call something not made with intent a piece of art. The description may be art, the painting, surely. Even a photograph. But the thing itself? Are clouds art? Yes, some complicated shades of grey here.

I feel that too often these days, people take advantage of this inherent ambiguity by pushing things that fall at the far end of the spectrum - objects that don’t really deserve the benefit of my doubt. And that, I feel, diminishes the value of that doubt…

To suspect is very different than to be suspicious.
That’s regress.

The reason for art critics is the monetisation of art. For the verbal communication of beauty/​meaning/​quality we have poets.

Turner’s sunsets versus “The river sweats/oil and tar/the barges drift on the turning tide/red sails wide/ to leeward swing on the heavy spar.(1)” NOT “Mr Turner has taken a pot of paint and thrown it at the public.”

(1)T S Eliot, The Waste Land

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