Some of my cats like to eat newspaper. Yup.
INT. SEX DUNGEON
     CHRISTIAN: You know who is the sexiest person alive?
     ANASTASIA: Who?
     CHRISTIAN: Oprah.
     ANASTASIA: Oh, definitely. Smart too. And she has great taste.
     CHRISTIAN: Like, if I hear her say she read a book, I'll drop whatever
I'm doing and run to the bookstore that second to buy a copy.
Even if I'm in the middle of a kinky BSDM session choreographed to
titillate the imaginations of bored housewives.
     ANASTASIA: I hear that bored housewives who read books are actually
highly sensual beings overflowing with the potential of untapped sexuality.
Christian and Anastasia look directly into the camera.
     CHRISTIAN: "Fifty Shades Freed," now available in paperback and Kindle!
Neat-o a sex dungeon.
“and starts to make poopy” - either written by a 4 year old, or meant to be read by such. Very disgusting in this context indeed.
Are you new around here? This is one of the lesser scatalogical things I’ve read on the BBS recently…
In the context of a thread titled “Fifty Shits of Grey”? That’s a crappy thing to say.
Does that book really contain the phrase “makes poopy”?
This really happened?
I’m not reading it to find out.
Hilarious
not sure if driving trollies
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I was referring to the context of film industry professionals handling what I had assumed to be very risqué material in a cartoonishly ill-matched manner that makes the draft read self-mocking.
I’m fairly certain those aren’t real drafts.
… because if I couldn’t laugh about you, I wouldn’t know what I could do.
The greatest parody of Twilight ever.
Sadly everyone took the joke seriously.
Another slave, another moon
Another shady dungeon room
Another season, another reason
For makin’ poopy
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