So what is "The Culture War"?
Is it just a brand name given to the threat conservatives feel over the changing world? What are all the different aspects of the supposed culture war, and are any of them valid? This might be one way to get conservatives to reconsider this whole right-left dichotomy.
Example: whenever someone talks about "the War On Christmas" I point out that every liberal I know celebrates Christmas (including some atheists and Jews), and the phrase "Happy Holidays" is a friendly greeting, not some evil curse (and it's decades old, popularized in song by Bing Crosby in the 1940's.)
I mean, if conservatives just want to always be at war with liberals then there is no solution here.