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crying unicorn tears wax candle melting remember that scene in Indiana Jones yup

Source: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/24/unicorn-candle-holder-cries-co.html

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Is this a thing? Because, wow, that’s just odd.

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I assume you mean the fourth one. Definitely a source of unicorn tears.

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No, the first one.

brush-cutter weed-whacker troll-crusher knee-biter sting spinning OUCH

Thanks, @Wanderfound for this

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a thing

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Oh yes. Both my mother and I have had pet birds. If they are tame enough to let you do it, they adore head skritches. The quaker parakeet I have now is only half-tame and he still loves to get petted and skritched. (And if they don’t feel like it, they will let you know. I’ve been bitten enough to break the skin more than once.)

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behold Zipperbot!

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Does zipperbot feature a peepee detector? Because if not, no sale.

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Buy now and receive our special promotional upgrade: Circumcisionbot.

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No more misspellings

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Sometimes the best fuck you is to just be more fabulous than them. (also a kick to the nuts would help)

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WTF did you just say!?

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I liek ur nose.

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Abandon thread.

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disgust, vomit, sickness, feeling distinctly unwell

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:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Ah, here is the place. Excuses to some for the double post.


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yeah right okay yes sure unh-hunh yup Lance FUCKING henricksen

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