Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/23/googles-watching-you-watchin.html
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Well, if you stare into the abyss long enough…
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I’ll stick with ASCII art porn downloaded over Gopher.
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Don’t shame. Everybody does it. 
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Google’s web trackers are all up in your fap time and there’s pretty much nothing (except maybe using a more secure browser like Firefox, read up on cyber security tips from the EFF, refusing to sign into a Google account and never going online without the protection of a VPN) that anyone can do about it.
I mean, why do you have to stream your porn live? If you save local copies, Google has no way of knowing when you later access them.
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Meh - hope they like the nightmares and the inevitable questioning of humanity.
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Im watching porn right now!
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Add the following to your /etc/hosts or C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts file:
127.0.0.1 google-analytics.com
127.0.0.1 www.google-analytics.com
What it does: When your browser requests content from these domains, it will try to contact your own machine and subsequently won’t be able to retrieve the tracker content.
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They know.
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I always assumed they did.
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Of course! I want better recommendations for my Bukkake Japanese Newscaster Furry porn. 
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I’ll stick to old copies of National Geographic and lingerie brochures from now on, for scientific reasons.
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As long as you don’t use your phone or computer with Chrome installed.
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Damn, I really could have developed the joke more… How about:
“I’m being watched watching porn right now!”
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Some people like watching.
Just wash your hands when you’re done.
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There may be something wrong with your technique.
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What an ironically named activity.
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Knowing that Google is watching and sharing while also pretending not to watch and share, is only making it hotter. Google, you are so naughty!
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Hey! That 127.0.0.1 site has loads on porn on it!
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