BabyGas!!!
âUnpleasant Faceâ
âDustFuckersâ.
Not if Dyson gets there first.
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The best ones I got were:
SCENT OF UNDEAD
and
MASS OF PIGS
INFECTED WHALE and JOHAN SEBASTIAN TOMBSTONE werenât bad either
LeatherHoleâŠeeeew.
âNecroMassacreâ actually has a nice ring to it.
Apropos of which, I am amazed to discover that the Heavy Metal band bio-generator I configured about 25 years ago is still out there, now on the web. Go to http://www.virginiaknight.org.uk/cgi-bin/groan/groanclass.pl and type âMetalâ in the search box.
Sample output âBlack Zeppelin :- This obscure thrash-metal unit of the late 80s went to school in New York City. Their debut album reached the attention of the US Supreme Court, whilst their agonised riffs and doom-laden lyrics quickly led to comparisons with the Beatles. Keyboard player Biff Scott was reputed to have actually died on stage on three separate occasions. Required listening :- Heaven and Living (Polygram)â
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As opposed to that annoying not-bloody-at-all blood you sometimes get.
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Yours gave me âexecutionerâs funeralâ. Please tell me thatâs not a hardcoded phrase. 
The one the original post is about gave me âTroll Breathâ, which is also awesome.
I imagine that executionerâs funeral are angsty and gothy, with irony-laden lyrics.
Troll Breath, on the other hand, are loud and raucous and in-your-face.
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and probably dress up as orcs.
Dick Torture was appropriately followed by Fist Rigor.
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I dunno, Iâve only got lame ones like âScent of Bodyâ and âAssGunâ. Also, they need a more intense font, wĂŻth Ă€ löt mörĂ« ĂŒmlĂ€ĂŒts.
I laughed. Very Spinal Tap.
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looks good!
Pussy Riot in a mirror universe where they got into metal instead of punk.
Iâll take it! I can totally see my stage uniforms and shoes already. I just need the big teased up blonde wig and feather clip in.
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