Hi! This is an AMN (Ask Me Nothing)

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@japhroaig is enjoying watching us all trying to keep our cool and not fuss about his departure.

And he’s back because we’re all out of fish puns.

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@japhroaig is the new incarnation of Krishna, Buddha and Jesus and is planning something…something big…

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You had to reef for that one.

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@japhroaig is planning a semi-hostile takeover of BoingBoing.

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@japhroaig will fully return one day, rising stronger than before, raining wrath upon his enemies and fish puns upon his friends.

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Can we agree on “amicable”?

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Teach a person to fish, they will eat for a lifetime. Teach a person fish puns, they will be eel-vincible.

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Hmm, start a cult named Sea Org?

(Checks trademarks)

Dangit.

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@japhroaig needed to take a little time out to work through his hedgehog-phobia, but he’s fine now.

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@japhroaig will come out and join us next time we have a Bay Area meetup for drinks.

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Some might say I had to… (Giggle)… Find Nemo?

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Yes  

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And neither shall be able to tell which is which.

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Ah. So “passive-aggressive,” got it.

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@japhroaig was busy double-checking 2^132049-1 was a prime number by hand.

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So you’ve got a whale of a tale to tell us?

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Well, this concludes the AMN. The currents are pulling me in many directions, and I appreciate the wave of friendliness.

Hopefully I will have awesome news this week, and will let you know.

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“Right sizing”?

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