Hi! This is an AMN (Ask Me Nothing)


#1

In this riff on AMA’s you must make a statement, and I will either affirm, deny, or demure.

Ready, set, go!


#2

@japhroaig has been off the BBS doing ultra-cool things that will shock and amaze the rest of us nerds.


#3

Shock, yes. Amaze, unlikely.


#4

You are in good health (at the moment) and your relationship is going smoothly.


#5

@japhroaig chose the current look displayed in his avatar in deliberate imitation of Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark.


#6

Yes (you are the third independent person to point that out)


#7

Demure


#8

@japhroaig is actually Richard Dawkins.


#9

And here I am with a face that looks like a cross between Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Jamie Hyneman.


#10

Ever seen me dancing with Richard Dawkins?


#11

The literary genius and nerd superhero? I should be so lucky.


#12

@japhroaig has both style and grace.


#13


#14

Scratch that. Just took a selfie and realized I look like shrek, but with hair.


#15

Lookin’ good, toots!


#16

You mean the universally loved hero that ultimately gets the princess of his dreams along with a magic talking donkey as a sidekick? Now you’re just making me jelly.


#17

Smirkfully, yes.


#18

Black and white photography!


#19


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