I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand (well, I heard it through the grapevine)

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5’9 beautiful tall
Yeah, with just one look I was a bad mess
’Cause that long cool woman had it all

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She’s a tall drink of water, yeah, she’s long and lean.
And her momma sure taught her how to sway and how to swing.
There ain’t no man alive I know who’s ever claimed to court her.

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Wanna tell you a story ‘bout a woman I know.
Aw, when it comes to lovin’, she steals the show.
Ain’t exactly pretty, ain’t exactly small:
42-39-56, you can say she’s got it all!

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It ain’t much I’m asking, if you want the truth.
Here’s to the future! Hear the cry of youth: I want it all!

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I waaant it! I waaant it! I waaant it! I waaant it!

You caaaaan’t have it!

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I got the whole world at my feet, and I think it’s pretty swell.
I got women lined up outside my door, they’ve been waitin’ there since the week before.
Who could ask for more?

( #meta: annoying that it’s so difficult to find that movie with that song included. )

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There’s things that one can do
With Ben-Gay, Nair, and superglue.
Don’t the thought just give you a thrill?
I think the meek shall inherit
Because they’ll stay up late and change the will.

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Where there’s a whip, there’s a way!

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I ache for the touch of your lips dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips dear,
You can raise welts like nobody else
As we dance to the Masochism Tango

(#meta yeah I used this one before but it works)

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Eight, eight, I forget what eight is for.

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I want to poink! you like an animal.
I want to feel you from the inside.
I want to CLANG! you like an animal.
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Eight, eight, I forget what eight is for.
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Eight for the April rainers?

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That’s why I’m happy when it rains - I’m happy when it pours.

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Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection.
The lovers, the dreamers and me.

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I still haven’t found it. What I’m looking for, that is.
I just don’t know where the Hell it is…I just can’t seem to find it…

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Hello. Is it me you’re looking for?

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I said, Lord, take me downtown,
I’m just lookin’ for some tush.

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So go downtown, things’ll be great when you’re
Downtown, no finer place for sure
Downtown everything’s waiting for you

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You don’t come home till 4 AM cause you’re roaming
In the streets somewhere, downtown.
We would feel swell if only someone would tell us
What goes on down there, downtown.
But every time we ask you what you’re doing after dark there
You just say that you were frugging to Petula Clark there.

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What’s it to ya?

I come home late, I come home early.
I come home big when I’m feeling small.
I come home straight, I come home fucked up.
Sometimes I don’t come home at all.

And if I wanna take a guy,
home with me tonight.
It’s none of your business.

Threefer!

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I got my eye on you, tell me what are trying to prove?
You think you’re hot, and your star is due?
You think you’ve got something different and new?
Well babe, I got my eye on you!

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