I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand (well, I heard it through the grapevine)

I would not be convicted
By a jury of my peers
Still crazy
Still crazy
Still crazy after all these years

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:rolling_eyes:
The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

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Welcome to where time stands still.
No-one leaves, and no-one will.

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You can check out any time you like.

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Now I’m gonna pack my things and go.

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I want to fly and run till it hurts
Sleep for a while and speak no words in Australia

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Everybody hurts.

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Ramona’s titties died in hell

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Every time you take vaccine take it orally.
As you know the other way is more painful-lee.

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(Well, I got nuthin’ to answer either of those. What the hell you guys listenin’ to?)

Edit: #meta

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The classics!

Edit: meta

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We drink
or break open
our veins
solely to know

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(Allan Sherman–

Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything.

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There’s a guy who works down the chip shop, swears he’s Elvis.

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I’d rather live in his world than live without him in mine.

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The king is gone, but he’s not forgotten.

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…but we have to never forget that he was a baby. Because babies are good and babies are strong and babies are the best of everything.

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Honey, wherever you are tonight, I wish you the best of everything in the world, and honey I hope you found whatever you were looking for.

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I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. :frowning:

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Hangin’ out by the schoolyard gate,
Lookin’ up every dress I can,
Suckin’ wind through my upper plate,
I’m a dirty old man. (dirty old man, dirty old man)

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