I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand (well, I heard it through the grapevine)

Gimme gimme shock treatment!

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All I want is a proper cup of coffee.

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Ride the lightning!

(#meta meh, thatā€™s a title, not lyrics. oops.)

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Iā€™m too tired, Iā€™m so very tired
and Iā€™m feeling very sick and ill today
but Iā€™m still fond of you

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When I feel low I just get out my bike
Or rainbow-coloured trike
And ride away

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Oh Lord (Oh Lord)
I have been told (I have been told)
That I must take the unforsaken road (forsaken road)
Thereā€™s a fork in the road

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Jump like a Willys in four wheel drive

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Iā€™ve got a bike, you can ride it if you like.

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Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls theyā€™ll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah

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Youā€™ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

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Two by two,
Weā€™re marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons,
And he wants some more!

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Two can be as bad as one. Itā€™s the loneliest number since the number one.

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Itā€™s like I told you only the lonely can play
Only the lonely only the lonely can play

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I was told, and I heard what was said.
I was told, I listened till I was dead.
I was told.
Yeahā€¦ I was told.

(Sorryā€¦ back to Rhino Bucket again.)

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If you can ride the backlash
Thereā€™s still time for a comeback.
You donā€™t have to lie down and die.
But Lazarus he only did it just the one time -
He couldnā€™t face another try.

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Donā€™t call it a comeback!

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weā€™ve always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you

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What good this deafness, with these voices in my head?
What good this deafness, if this prattle I must hear?

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That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball.

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I stare at the sky
And it leaves me blind
And I close my eyes
And this is yesterday

meta
My mind keeps thinking of mid-1990s Manics songs. This is a sign of poor mental health, I need to think of happier things.

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