Do not use the platform to dance in front of the laser show?
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Do not use platform to stare into laser with remaining eye.
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Don’t smash lift and troublesome co-worker through ceiling?
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Dumped into my office with other odds and ends after an office renovation project.
This is a Keuffel and Esser #1166 Section Liner. This pre-dates any type of drafting I ever did so I’m not sure what it did or how it worked.
Not in very good shape. I think it got stored under a sink.
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I’ve never seen an effervescent Martini but I’ll give it a try. Gin, vermouth and tonic water, maybe?
Don’t open the ark of the covenant while on this platform.
Or:
No angels allowed on this platform while at height.
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Maybe it’s “Don’t be listening to loud music on earbuds, or you might not notice that you’re about to run over your coworkers who are unsafely milling about at ground level”…but that’s kinda boring.
Maybe “You don’t need to shout, we’re right down here!”
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My guess is it’s trying to illustrate the blindspots just under the bucket where the people are. This sticker was definitely made by an A.I., as it interprets human vision as low-interval ray tracing, with the solid bucket floor interrupting some of the rays.
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Oh I missed that.
Yours makes much more sense
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Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
I was just looking again and noticed the “blocked” rays. I’d put my money on your guess.
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Don’t forget that a Moose is the biggest threat to our national security…
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God forbid if they and the bears ever realize we have been playing them off of each other since the ice age
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We must never forget the threat of mooses.
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Just dripping venom… 
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They don’t need venom, they’ll just stomp on your back!
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Right! I forgot that like the platypus the moose’s venom comes from their feet!
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