If You See Something (IRL), Post Something! (Part 1)

[L0ki]

@anon59592690

Misread that as ‘Tactical Bible’, but I guess that’s what it is to some people already…

Here you go:

Amazon.com: Books

Not sure about the outdated camo.

Also:

“includes added content unique to those serving in the military.”

What the hell’s that? Special commandments?

Thou shalt kill (when duly authorised to do so by your properly constituted military superiors and the rules of engagement).

Blessed are the Peacemakers (note: this is of course a further example of our Lord’s prophecies, our Lord is of course referring here to the famous Colt Peacemaker not some namby-pamby, pinko, communist peaceniks.)

[FGD135]

[anon59592690]

Does every passage end “OOO-RA!” instead of “Amen”?

[FGD135]

Sah!
 

[Pensketch]

@L0ki

Blessed are the Peacemakers

or, “Blessed are the Peacekeeper missiles, for they smite most wholly.”

[Faffenreffer]

When I’m in the mood for ribs I make a beeline for the gas station. 2 for $4 and all the E. Coli is free!

[TobinL]

Not just ribs but ‘guaranteed great diesel ribs’
That will get your motor running. To the throne room with all due haste.

[anon87143080]

@L0ki

“includes added content unique to those serving in the military.”

For the most part its typical bible stuff, but it does have this useful table of weights and measures.

[tuhu]

That’s the cheatsheet for Noah’s Ark debates.

[anon15383236]

[Faffenreffer]

Sweet baby jeebus.

You win this round.

[anon87143080]

One gallon of sushi please. Only $2.49? Deal!

[wazroth]

[sosumi]

Who wouldn’t want a young Han Solo shopping bag? I the dollar store!

[FGD135]

[LaKrissie]

[Pensketch]

(edited to put in a more prurient progression)

[generic_name]

@Faffenreffer

When I’m in the mood for ribs I make a beeline for the gas station.

Do they specify what animal those ribs come from?

[HMSGoose]

roadside catch of the day!

[Faffenreffer]

Family: Floor Sweepings
* Genus:* Orts
* Species: tittles