If you win the lottery, hire this lawyer

Oh the bachmanity!!!

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I mostly meant Iā€™m surprised the winning ticket holder doesnā€™t get offed by the first person they tell before the collect their prize, so the murderer can steal the ticket. It seems like people kill for a lot less.

The first person a lottery winner tells prior to collecting is a close confidante and thus an immediate suspect. ā€œHm, Joe Blow just won the lottery and his buddy Sam Shmoe was murdered at the same timeā€¦ā€ Far better for Blow to further ingratiate himself with Shmoe and reap the ongoing benefits of being a very wealthy personā€™s best friend.

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Point taken. Iā€™d make a crap criminal :spy:

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You just claim that you were confiding in them that you had won. They tried to steal your ticket. You had no choice but to defend yourself. Such a tragedy!

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