Kentucky Fried Chicken and Crocs collaborate to make clog with plastic meat appliques

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/02/17/kentucky-fried-chicken-and-cro.html

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Kids are going to be eating those.
Dogs too.

I foresee an uptick in ER visits.

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I was going to give these all of a minute of life span with a small dog, 30 seconds with a midsize dog and less than 10 seconds with a large dog.

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I can count the number of times I’ve heard “I really want a shoe that looks like it has pieces of fried chicken stuck on it” on no hands.

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KFC isn’t even about selling chicken anymore, is it? I remember BB covering a weird video game and camping gear. Their TV ads are usually satisfying weird. If I was looking for a marketing team, I’d steal theirs. I dislike their food, but I guess I’m a fan of the brand.

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Rule 34 has finally gone too far.

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Mac Sabbath’s Grimalice approves.

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KFC Exec: “Ha! Whose stupid idea was that? No prob. We’ll still make money on it!”
Crocs Exec: “Ha! Whose stupid idea was that? No prob. We’ll still make money on it!”

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You know those exercises that go, try to imagine what your average daily life scene looks like to a transplanted-in-time George Washington or whoever, and how you’d explain cell phones to them?

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Well it’s not like you can make Crocs any uglier. I kinda like the idea of Crocs becoming the next Bearbrick, using the shoe as a blank canvas.

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This is not the sort of clog I usually associate with KFC.

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Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going on? I don’t mean these crocs, just, you know, in general.

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I’m going with we are stuck in a simulation and it is being run by an 8 year old. Nothing else makes sense anymore.

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Perfect gift for your vegan / veggie friend.

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Don’t worry about global warming, wealth inequality and the self-destruction of the human race

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Possible these are just some vaporware product. Generates buzz, but try to actually order a pair (God, why?) and they’ll be out-of-stock, because… demand.

Sort of like:

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Burger King Exec: “Crap! why can’t we think of this stuff!?”

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We really are living in hell, aren’t we.

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