KFC sells an artificial fire log that smells like greasy fried chicken

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Awesome, my Christmas shopping is now complete!

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To be fair, the post was three sentences long. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

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KFC: “Now you can take the grease fire home with you.”

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Thanks, that was brilliant.

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Not fried chicken? I don’t believe it. Way more likely that just stumbled across what their birds are good for and went for it.

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I like fruitcake. Of course, you’re supposed to let in soak in brandy for a month or so, which does seem like a waste of brandy.

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Excellent!

You’re my hero

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We loved that growing up. Cracked us up every time.

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awwww…shucks.

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Back in the day we used to just ring in the season by torching a local henhouse.

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OH at KFC corporate: “We need a way to get rid of all that crud in the grease traps.”

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