Koalas have a chlamydia problem, so scientists launch vaccine trial

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Originally published at: Koalas have a chlamydia problem, so scientists launch vaccine trial | Boing Boing

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I was going to make a joke about anti-vaxx chlamydiots, but I’m just so tired of them all.

So instead, thank you to the scientists for trying to save koalas!

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Thanks to @mr_raccoon for pointing out that this story also involves a prank played by Russel Crowe:

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Those koalas are real swingers, baby!

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Can’t they just use a condom like everybody else?

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Koalas are lazy, and also they have one of the smallest brains in proportion to body weight of any mammal.
As well as being lazy and stupid, they smell bad.
They do have a bifurcated penis or vagina though, if that’s your thing.

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I figured we should just teach them abstinence. I mean that’s always effective right? /s

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Wouldn’t that be a koandom?

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B&B

Apparently, I’m 12 years old

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Me too! Burp!

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