My SO and her ‘is the door double locked?’, ‘do you have the keys?’, etc… It’s a test, alright.
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… So fidget spinning is the next fad diet?
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i routinely ‘milk my beard’ as my grandmother used to call it… and i’m fat.
fuck carrots
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This month while working a 3x12 shift the mantra is ‘mortgage payments’
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This is why people who have spent hours perfecting the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram will stare you straight in the eye and tell you that occultism has made them more powerful.
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